"This is what I taste like....or is it??

TGIF to those I have not spoken to today! It's DEFINITELY been a CRUNK AZZ Friday so why stop now! Ya'll ready? Please be advised! This blog will contain strong language content and very very explicit scenarios!

*Disclaimer: If you can't stand the heat, cut the stove off and get your ass out of the kitchen now.*Okaaaay people here we go!

Jazmine....the bad chick....I mean she's bad...I mean really bad. Size 4 in the waist but a size 44 in the hips. She's got azz for days and the kind that you can bounce a quarter off of and leave your cup sitting there. When she walks in a room, EVERYBODY wants to know "damn dog, who the hell is that?" You've seen that kind of girl before huh. You know.....the one that gets on the dance floor and makes her azz cheeks jump one at a time. She can go all the way down to the floor while holding her ankles! *you think back to that chick you saw at the club last week* .....yeahhhhh her!

There you are, Derrick...you and your homeboys hanging out one Saturday night when you notice her walk in. All of the fellas in the spot immediately turn their heads to see what she has on tonight. Low and behold, she's wearing a dress so short that if she passes gas, her azz is out! Yeah, like that. BUT them men like it. They are amazed at how she strolls across the floor not thinking once about grabbing the bottom of her skirt to try and pull it down. Every group of women she passes are huddled up whispering' "look at what this bitch has on tonight." She sees them and even hears them but unphased by it, she keeps moving past them.

She makes her way to the corner of the club to a guy that looks like he could be related to Flava Flav, but he is the neighborhood dope boy so he still gets major pull because of his cash flow. She walks over to him and kisses him on the cheek. He gives her a hug and she whispers in his ear, "hey baby, you like what I am wearing tonight?" He spins her around and responds, "yeah but there is something missing." She steps back in close to him and asks, "what's that big daddy?

*If you are sensitive to graphic detail, I suggest you stop NOW***

He pulls her in closely, turns her around to where her azz is pressed firmly up against his "magic stick" and she can feel it as it jumps in his pants. He unzips his pants and slides his "magic stick out." Jazmine begins stroking his "magic stick" in the corner and he busts after a short while all over her hands... but SOMEBODY notices what is going on. Once Flava Flav's twin is done, he slides his "magic stick" back in his jeans and sends her on her way.

Jazmine begins making her way back across the club to where Derrick and his friends are standing. Derrick has not seen anything that has taken place in the club and she walks up to him and says, "hey baby you look nice tonight." Derrick, being naive smiles and says in such a happy voice, "thanks sexy." They continue talking but Derrick is so caught up in her dress he never sees his homeboys trying to get his attention. She continues talking to Derrick and tells him how sexy his lips are....all the while she slowly brings her hand up to his face.

Derrick is being sucked in by her sultry voice and her bombshell body...she caresses the side of his face while telling him how she would like to get to know him. Derrick still blind to what has taken place in the club continues to stand there caught in a trance. What happens next is just out of this world.

She tells him that she wants him to taste her and see what he could have. That very same hand that she used to jack off Flava Flav's twin in the corner, she takes that hand and slides each one of those fingers in his mouth!!! *say it with me UUUUUGGGGGH* Derricks homeboy pulls him to the side after he has witnessed her sliding her hands in his mouth....he explains to him what has happened in the corner.....

WTH should Derrick do????? That is the question!!

*Fellas.....if you meet a woman in the club and she is anxious to run her hands by your mouth, DON'T DO IT!!!! You may be tasting somebody's kids and not even know it!

"WTF? What did you just say?"

*Disclaimer: If you are a trifling parent, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT post on this blog! I personally am going to eat your ass alive!!!! This is something that urks the hell outta me.*

Okay.....if you understand the statement above, here we go!

I have a male friends who are wonderful parents. They do what is necessary to take care of their kids and will go over and beyond to make sure their child is cared for in every way possible. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut......a few of them have some TRIFLING ass baby momma's!!!! Yeah I know somebody is looking like oh shit, is she talking about me today! Nah, nobody in particular but just something I thought about last night.

Point in case....Here you have a man who you once had a relationship with. He gave you everything you wanted and needed in the relationship and you two eventually had a child together. Somewhere along the lines, she stepped her ass out and cheated. Guess what? He LEFT YOU!!!! Can you be mad? Nope.....

Well.....he has made it clear to his child's mother that he wants nothing to do with her and he is moving on. She seems like she understands everything he is telling her and abliges his request to cut all ties. He still does for his child as he is suppose to and he even VOLUNTEERS to keep the child every other week so you two can share responsibility and quality time. (This action I applaud).What's the problem?????

Hmph....here is where all of those trifling ass baby momma's need to really pay attention!

He's finally started seeing someone else and she has found out about it. His baby's momma begins to call and ask for things that she has never asked for before (come to her place to see their child, bring "them" something to eat, stupid shit) simply because he has moved on and is now spending time with a female. But he is still doing all of the things he was doing with the child before the female came in the picture. What does the baby momma have the nerve to tell him? "You will not see your child as long as you are dating someone else

HUH???? WTF did you just say??? He can't see his child because he's moved on?

Wait....wait.....here's a twist to this story....oh yeah....you know this couldn't just go so easy like that. He's not just dating SOMEONE else.....nah...The female he is now dating is a female the baby momma does not like! (Let the crowd say oooh aaaah)!!!!

First of all....the baby momma had her chance and SHE messed it up!!! PERIOD! He's doing everything necessary to make sure his child is STILL taken care of as if he was still with you, but he knows how to do it from a distance. He still keeps his child on alternate weeks, he still drops everything to spend time with his child and simply because he's gotten over you and moved on, you want to hold his child against him???

Why do females do this? Why put your child in a position where they have to see this kind of controversy between his/her parents? Men....if this was you or is you, what do you do?

Imma let you all have at this one first. But oooooohhhhh....I hate this kind of shit right here!!!!

Have at it!

"Your what? Sideline ho?"

Good morning fellow bloggers!!! Today's topic was inspired by someone's status that I have seen throught my friends list. Let me clear this up before anyone goes searching to see who's status is close to what I am about to write about.

This blog is NOT, I repeat is NOT completely from them. It was just something that stemmed from their status. I do NOT know all of the details of their situation. Ok? So please do not assume this is about them! So with that being said, heeeeeeeeeere we go!

You were involved with someone but you two have been broken up for a while. You soon learn they are dating someone and have recently gotten engaged. You congratulate them and tell them you wish nothing but he best for them. But do you really? You two talk about things and you go as far as to ask them, "Are you really in love or are you just trying to fill a void in your life?" They respond to you in a sure voice and tell you that they couldn't be happier. So you let it roll.......

Welllll.....the wedding has taken place and you were in attendance and met this person to whom your ex is marrying. You congratulate them both and go on about your business not even thinking twice about it. Really??? Ummmm.....we'll see.

A few months down the line, you receive a phone call from your ex, uh yeah the recently married ex. They ask to meet you for lunch or dinner and you agree; not thinking anything of it but just catching up on how things are going. Hmph.....this is where the shit really starts to get good.

So here you are eating and all of a sudden your ex (yeah the recently married one) says to you, "I've been thinking about you and I wanna go out to the movies or something one night." You are stunned because you're thinking to yourself, "what the hell?" You respond to them by saying, "um...so what do you want to go out with me for, what about your spouse?"

*Disclaimer: Yeah lemme throw this in here right now....If you are someone who is married and you are doing this shit with someone on here, please refrain from commenting. Nine times out of ten, they are going to throw your ass dead under the bus on this one!!!!*

Ok....back to the story....LOL....After you have asked the question about their spouse the answer they give you will damn near make you choke on your food. Your ex, yeah the recently married one, leans over and tells you, "I just got married to make you jealous.

"HUH??? WTF??? You did what? Ok....so you try to regain your composure after learning this shit and you sit back in your seat and say, "so you wanna get a divorce?" And low and damn behold, your ex has the nerve to say, "hell naw, I'm not leaving my spouse but I wanna be able to see you too." They go on to say how they know you still love them and you want them but you they couldn't marry you.

What do you do? LMAO.....they want you to be their "sideline ho" at YOUR expense! Once again, if you KNOW you are in this situation please refer back to the disclaimer!!!

"Um...where do you think you're going?"

Awwww shucks now!!!! It's Friday and the weekend has officially began! Are you and your friends going to paint the town tonight? Or are you going to be a couch potato and just chill @ the house?

Many people ask themself this question as the weekend approaches and some end up with some crazy ass outcomes. Where the hell am I going with this??? LOL....Of course you know I had to have some craziness somewhere in the midst of this note today! Wellllp.....here it is!

You are involved, whether it is married or in a relationship, your ass is on lock! LOL......It's Friday and you're contemplating on going out and kicking it, BUT.....you have a level of respect where as you see if your other half wants to do anything first. Right???? I guess....LOL.... Sooooo....you ask them if they have anything they would like to do with you for the evening and they say, "nah....I don't really feel like doing anything because I am tired. I'm just gon' chill around the house."

So immediately you are like, ok. You pick up the phone and call your friends and say, "hey....what do you all want to do tonight?" So you all decide you are going to go out to a club and chill for a lil while. Wellllll....shit is NOT about to go so smooth!

Your mate waits anxiously until you hang up the phone when all of a sudden they hit you with the all time classic line, "Who was that?" Now....they were sitting right there listening and KNOW who the hell it was. So you tell them just because they asked and you think nothing of it. Your mate then comes back with another question, "ya'll supposed to be going out somewhere?" Again....yoiu are saying to yourself, "I know damn well he/she just heard me talking about going out." You tell your mate "yes we are going out since you said you wanted to just stay home and chill."

A few hours later, you start getting ready....you take a shower, pull out a fiyah ass outfit, make sure you smell right and tell your mate, "I'm leaving now and I'll be back in a little while." Awwww nawwww....shit is not about to go that simple. Hours have passed since the topic was even brought up about you going somewhere and has gone to the point of you being completely ready to go when your mate hits your ass with this definite shit starter......."Hell naw.....you ain't going no damn where!!!!"

So of course, an argument insues. You are ready to go, your friends are waiting for you at the spot but you are stuck @ home arguing with this asshole! LOL.....Wait...wait....there is another twist to this mess. In the middle of you all arguing, your mate gets a call from their friends. They are out at the club and wants your mate to come and kick it. Remind you....your mate said they were going to chill because they were tired and had no plans earlier. Once your mate hangs up the phone, they then tell you, "go ahead, I'm going out too."

So you're thinking to yourself now I thought you said you weren't going out, didn't want me to go out because you chose to stay at home but now since your friends have called, it's ok???WTF!!!!! Ya'll can have at it with this one....LOL....we have been there and ummmm some of ya'll (notice I said ya'll) are still going thru it! LMAO...

Oh yeah here's the disclaimer: *If you know your ass is going to be in this predicament tonight, please refrain from saying, "I do what the hell I wanna do and go when I wanna go." I don't want your mate seeing this shit and the next thing we know you've been Chrihanna'd*

"You need to whip his ass"

Yep.....some of you may already know where I am about to embark on this journey today! For all of my parents who read this blog, please do NOT have a flashback and attack any kids in your presence!!!Ready? Here we go.....

It's just any other day....you've already had a long day at work. You're tired and you've dealt with grown folks all day long as it is, right? So....on the way home, you realize you need to make a stop by the grocery store and pick up a few things for dinner tonight. You have kids at home that need to eat and you're thinking to yourself, "hmmm...what will I cook for dinner tonight?"

As you enter the grocery store, you are in a very laid back mood but also ready to get in and get out. You want to grab the few items that you need, get home, cook and have your family time. So here you are pushing your buggy thru the store on Aisle 2 when all of a sudden you hear this someone "small" saying, "I don't want that."

Now initially you think, ok....what was that about and you pay it no mind. So you continue on over to Aisle 4 when you hear this person again say, "I hate you." Now....this is when you realize ummm yeah this is a child and you want to see who it is they are talking to and what is going on.

Here's the killer: You start pushing your buggy a little faster and over on Aisle 5, you see a grown ass lady and this lil bad ass boy laying on the damn floor kicking and screaming his ass off saying...."I don't wanna get in the buggy and you can't make me.

"WTF???? This is where mini me would have gotten an ass whipping! LOL....PERIOD! Don't care who's around....who's got something to say or anything!!!

To yourself you are saying, "WTF is going on over here?" He couldn't be anymore than 4 years old and this a grown ass person sitting here BEGGING a child to get up off the floor.

Do you see these kinds of things happening? What's the worst one you have ever seen? Have you ever witnessed a parent actually back-handing a child doing this mess? If this was your child, (which I hope it wouldn't be), what would you have done???

*Disclaimer: If you know you have a bad ass child and they are known for throwing temper tantrums in which your ass gives in, please refrain from posting to this blog! You need your ass whipped!!*

"Just put it in"

For the last 10-15 years, I can honestly say I have seen a tremendous change in the way people view sex. Some see it as a way of expressing themselves for a person, some see it as a means of getting bills paid and some even view having sex as a "lock-down" method!


Well.....regardless of what the reason is behind it, I don't concern myself with it because it is your preference and your decision. But here is what I can't quite grasp a hold onto in regards to any of these reasons.


Scenario: You are in bed with whomever it is you are about to become intimate with. All signs are go at this point and the mood is off the chain. You find yourself getting out of your clothes without hesitating and wondering about what it's going to be like because you want it sooooo bad.


I'm sure you are saying to yourself, what the hell is the issue?


Wellllll......you have promised yourself that you would never ever have sex with anyone without any kind of contraception. Whether it be foam, condom or whatever, right? WRONG!!! You are bukked naked and about you get to the point of having sex when your partner says, "Ummmm.....I don't like how condom's feel so let's just do it without it."


What do you do at this point? Ladies, you are dripping wet and all he would have to do is just "get the head right there and he's in." You have been waiting on this moment to get with this person forever. My fellas.....here you are bone hard, almost ready to bust just from thinking about putting it in and BAM....she politely stops your ass from doing anything! The blood has rushed to your manhood until your head is throbbing!!! Do you persuade her into still going on? Or do you suffer your losses and beat your meat???


Ladies, on the other hand, you are one of those females who says, "condoms make me dry and I want to feel all of you." Fellas, you are adament about wearing a condom but she refuses to have sex with it, waht do you do?


I am going to let you all have your way with this one because of course somebody is going to say they have never had unprotected sex and they would never do it. But at the same time, I know somebody (male or female) has been in bed butt ass naked about to put in work when you realize neither of you have a condom but does that stop you? NO!!! So let's see how this pans out!!!


Remember people, this is KEEPING IT REAL 101!!! Let's go!

"Shhhh...I don't wanna get fired!"

You spend majority of the your day around people who are not family, not even relatively close to being family. 9-10 hours a day, they are those you come in contact with the most and are also those who you typically converse with the most. But somewhere along the lines, you notice this one somebody who you spend majority of your day around and they catch your eye!!!

Who is this person? Your coworker!! Yep....that's right. The person whom you see all day long and the person who is there to talk to whenever you would like at work.

You have always checked this person out, but the thought has never crossed your mind because you've always wanted to keep it professional. On a typical day, you two would speak in passing and make very "mild" comments about each other's style of dress.

But one day in particular, the person who you have been checking out, steps to you. They tell you how nice you look but it comes out in a much different manner than it usually had. They whisper in your ear and tell you all of the things they have dreamt of doing to you if the chance every presented itself.

You and this person that you have been checking out find yourselves in a place where no one could see you, there are no surveillance cameras nor any blind spots from you seeing someone coming and catching anything that you two are doing. Therefore, you go for it, ummmm not sex get your minds out of the gutter. LOL......You two share a kiss that is sooooo passionate until you wish you were not at work.As the days go by and the more frequent you too meet in this spot, one day you finally decide to take it past the work place and go to your place for a lil mid-day quickie!

On the way there, you two are soooo anxious to put in work and satisfy all of those titilating thoughts you have had about each other for a while now. You go in, take care of your business and head back to work. Sure someone is reading this saying well what the hell is the big problem! You wanna know what's wrong with this picture??

BOMBSHELL: You are married, the person you are creeping with is SINGLE ANNNNNND this person is your BOSS!!!!! What the f*@k do you do????? LMAO.....

LMAO....now here's the dilemma....if they ever want to break it off, do you risk them telling on you? Do you risk the fact that your job is on the line? All I can say to this is, you better set up a camera somewhere in the house to record it all....take some pics or some thing so your ass can do this lil thing called "blackmail" to at least hold your job! LOL

"Where are they now?"

Our high school years are supposed to be those times we all look back on and say, "wow, that was the best time of my life." Right? Hell naw.....LOL....not for everybody. For some of us, it was the worst thing that we had to do on a daily basis, going to school! LOL....


For me personally it was pure hell!!!!! I was joked on constantly but never gave in! If you joked on me, please understand it was coming right back like rapid fire! LOL...I was never one to back down from anyone saying anything slick about me. Bad curl and all.....I even made a few people mad! LOL...


We also remember the cutest guy in school and also the finest girl in school, right? Well.....some of those people do NOT look the same anymore. They have hit that mid life spread and that's exactly what they did, SPREADED and I do mean like a wildfires! LMAO.....But some of them are still holding it in the road, right?


There was also the high school "geek squad." Where are they now? Have you seen any of the ones who everybody used to cheat on a test? The one who everybody tried to sit next to when it was time to take major test but their ass would not share their answers! LOL....Are they still as nerdy as they were back then or have they grown into some "sexy" individuals? I've seen a few and I was quite shocked.....but a couple are still as damn goofy as they were back then....a damn shame!


Majorettes.....oh my....do you remember who the "captain" of the squad was? Does she still look the same or has she let herself go? The drum major....is he still all cute and slim? What are your fondest memories of high school? What were your bad memories of high school?


If you could go back and do it all again, what would you do differently?


Me, I would have NEVER gotten that damn curl which required me cutting all of my perm out leaving me with about 1 1/2 inches of my own damn hair LOL and having about 60 lbs on me! LOL......yep...I was about 90 lbs wet until about my 10th grade year and then I went to 100 lbs! LOL...stop damn laughing!

"Your wife is really my brother!"

Sooooo...now that we have gotten all of the drama out of the way, LOL....back to us having a good ass time!

This subject was inspired by Steve Harvey morning show this morning. Oh yeah.....it's crazy as hell! LOL

Here we go!!!!

You are involved with someone, whether it be your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, whomever and you two have been intimate numerous times. You've shared everything and I mean EVERYTHING since you have chosen to be manogamous with each other.

BUT.....one day while you are sitting home, the phone rings. The caller asks for you by name and says...."I need to ask you a few questions." So there you go already wondering what the hell is this about. You agree to the questions but before you answer anything, you wanna know who it is calling. They tell you their name and proceed to ask you their questions.

For the sake of not causing confusion, I am going to use KG (Sorry Kalonji) as the person they called!

The first question the person on the phone asks KG is, "Do you know Jasmine?" Jasmine is KG's girl so he responds, "yes, why?"Well the person on the other line begins to describe small details about the person and asks things regarding birth marks and other "personal" things about KG's girl Jasmine. LMAO....

KG begins to get disturbed by all of the questions and want to know what the hell is going on.The caller then says, "I think your girlfriend is my long lost brother James."

ROFL....LMAO.....KG....playa....what would you do if someone called you and asked you this about your wifey???

Ladies if someone called you about your man and told you that he is really their sister, what would you do?

"Stop lying on your dyck."

Ladies, ladies, ladies!

Have you ever sat around your male friends and listened to how they gossip? Ever notice how they tend to gossip more than we do? They talk about how they have been talking to so and so and how they have been hitting so and so? Right? But while you are listening to these conversations, you realize "Hey I know the girl he's talking about." But you never reveal that you know her. Yeah...some of us have been there! Here's the scenario!


Being a man, they go on and on about how she did this and how she did that, all while you are just taking it all in and agreeing with him on his "lies" about being with her. Once he is finished telling you about how he has giving her the "facial cream" (LOL), you then tell him that he should let you hook him up with one of your girlfriends!!!!


This is where the shit really gets good. LOL....


So you two continue just talking about different females he is kicking it with and you tell him that you have a female friend who you think will be perfect for him. You describe her to him and he knows the crew you roll with stays fly. So he's game to meet one of them. Ladies, you call your homegirl and let her know what you have just heard from his lying ass and you INVITE her to come over and suprise his ass!


When she walks in the house and proceeds in to the room where you two are conversing, you say, "meet my girlfriend." He damn near faints! LOL.....He says in the most surprised voice "hey man...I didn't know you knew her." Your response ladies SHOULD be, "yep....so let's go back to all of these freaky things you just told me ya'll did together." Your girlfriend is anxiously waiting to hear this shit too.....so she sits on down and ready's herself to slap fire from his ass for lying! LOL


What do you do?????


Fellas, have you ever found yourself in some shit like this? Have you ever lied on your dyck knowing damn well you have never slept with a particular female but just for the sake of "boosting" your level of being a "playa" you lied?


Ladies, have you ever been the female that's been lied on only to find out one of your friends knows the person who is telling this malicious rumor?

Let's see what MAN will confess to doing this today! Yesterday it was about my ladies expressing their feelings on having something most don't admit, so today fellas it's your turn!

"Facial cream, says who???"

*Disclaimer: Ladies and gentlemen.....before I even go into this blog today, I am going to forewarn you. This is not for the female who does not like to talk about oral sex! If you are not one who can openly talk about this subject, then this is not for you! *


With that being said, it's no holds barred!


Ladies, I have heard alot of things from men that I come in contact with; whether they are just male friends that I converse with or even those I have been involved with. I have heard my male friends talk about how they have females that they could give a damn about and they basically treat them as "their toys" in which they allow them to do any and everything to them. But here is what just shocks the hell outta me and I want to know comes out of doing this.



Have you ever been asked by someone to let them "c*m" in your face?



UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ok....lemme get back on track. First of all, why in the hell would you want to do something like this to a female? Secondly UGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! And lastly, who is doing this???? I mean, is this considered sexy???? Is this a turn on? What the hell is the purpose?



Ladies, I know sometimes you may want to get a lil kinky in the bedroom and all but I really wanna know what you are getting out of the "semen" in your face! I know when we, and yes I said we (don't be looking around like "I don't do that" when you know damn well you are putting your man to sleep like this on the norm), as females are performing oral sex, you have to know how to stick and move, but ummmm......yeah.....



Also sticking to this subect, what the hell is the purpose of a man wanting to "titty f*#k?" LMAO....ROFL.....men, what in the hell????? LOL....Why would you want to do this when you have the female right there in front of you and you are able to having conventional sex? Please help me to understand the meaning behing this madness!!!!



I am sure this is going to be interesting because I know my ladies are going to be leary about confessing to having done this or being asked to do it.


Where is it printed that "semen" is good for your health or skin???? LOL.....show me the scientific research!

"Hi hata"

I am sure we have all had friends, coworkers, classmates and just random people that we talked to on a regular basis. Not necessarily in detail, but you know, just friendly conversation. When you do good things, you want to tell someone. When good things happen in your life, you want to tell someone. When you buy a new house, you want to tell someone, right?????

Well, not everyone around you is your friend nor are they happy that you are succeeding in your life. They hate to hear about the good things that are going on in your life. They don't care to hear about how you have gotten a promption on your job. Nor do they care to hear that you are taking a vacation they would kill for.

Who are these people?? They are what we call HATERS!!!!!!

One way to determine who is a hater and who is in your corner, just out of the blue one day tell them you just got a raise on your job and it will put your salary far above theirs. Now.....if this is your "friend", they will be soooo happy for you just because you are getting what you deserve. If this is a HATER, they will probably give you some lame ass comment like, "how the hell did you get that much?" LOL.....yep....I know you are looking like hell yeah somebody's said that before.

Another way to determine if you are in the presence of a hater, tell them that you inherited some money and are going out and just spluring on that Louis bag that you have had your eyes set on for months. They will probably tell you that you shouldn't spend that kind of money on a bag...but as soon as they have some change to do it, guess what, their ass is going on to get it before you do! HATA!!!!!

Haters do not like nor agree with anything you do that benefits you. They do not like the fact that you are able to do whatever you like when you like. They hate on those who like you, those who are friends of yours, and wildly enough they hate the fact that you are always on the move without them! Tell them hatas to KICK ROCKS!!!

Have you been affected by a "HATA" or do you currently have them in your circle? LOL...

*Disclaimer: If you are the HATER please refrain from saying you have never done any of these things and that you are happy with your current life. Someone will call you out if it is not true, so be careful!*

Breaking The CODE

At some point in our lives we have all done this one simple thing that we KNOW we shouldn't have done, but out of being angry and needing to know we have anyway.

We have all BROKE THE CODE. What is this that I am talking about?

Well....there have been times within our relationships we have had that 6th sense that has told us the person we were dating is cheating on us, right? Yeah....you've been there, don't lie! But just having that gut feeling wasn't enough for you. You just had to find out for yourself. You wanna know who this person is that your mate is talking to all the time and you start seeing their name repeatedly. So you did the whole going thru the phone and snooping stage! Therefore, you BROKE THE CODE!!!!

Has someone ever called you asking you, "do you know so and so?" Your first thought is who in the hell is this calling me? Or either you have called someone asking the same question. Now here is the crazy part. You call them with an attitude because you "think" something is going on but you really don't know...LOL ~ So why do you have an attitude with them to begin with??? LOL

On the other hand, if you are the person receiving the phone call, when they come at you with this question of whether or not you know a particular person, your first intention is to ask, "who's calling?" I know mine is.....Of courset whomever is calling you will have a very slick ass response for you probably along the lines of "my name is ____, I am ___ man/girlfriend." Yes I have been on both ends of this equation before! We'll get to that later! LOL....

Now that someone has called you asking about their mate, what do you do? Do you jump defensive and tell them everything they want to know? Do you protect the person they are calling about? Or do you get your "grown folk" on and tell them in a polite voice, "excuse me but please don't call my phone asking me about ANYBODY. Check your girl or your man."

I watched for the Love of Ray J last night with a friend on the phone and witnessed Ray J doing this very thing! I was in total shock that even he would do something like this! Come to find out, it was a guy he knew by the name of "Chicago Larry." LMAO.....some damn video chick manager! If you go looking for it, guess what? You will find out things you REALLY do not want to know!

I am going to let everyone else have a stab at this before I tell you what I would do and what I have done in this situation. Yes it will shock the shit out of you but hey.....that's life! LOL...

*Disclaimer: If you are currently a friend of mine (male) and have potential crazy girlfriends, friends of whatever that like to call people's phones, let me forewarn you. I truly hope they don't call my phone. It's not a good ending to that situation with me. This is where the nickname "Tatto" was born! Anitra can attest to this!

What should happen to Chris Brown??

WOW.....We have all heard the reports and speculations surrounding the Rihanna/Chris Brown situation but no one really knows what happened or why it happened.

Domestic violence in this world today is running rampant and nothing is really happening to protect those involved. Law enforcement views domestic situation serious to a certain degree. Majority of the times when a DV warrant is signed, women are only given a "temporary" restraining order that has not yet been court ordered. Therefore, most people do not adhere to them and once they learn there has been a DV warrant issued against them, it only fuels the fire.

The media has released the REAL photo's of Rihanna after her dispute with Chris Brown. I must say I was truly shocked and appalled by what I saw. No MAN should ever put his hands on a female; even moreso, beat on her like she is another man. The pictures show numerous "facial" bruises but who knows what kind of other physical damage was done. But most of all what kind of emotional damage Rihanna has undergone.

In your own opinion, do you think there is some level of sanity from a person who commits these kinds of crimes and "run" from the situation as he did afterwards? Do you think the legal system will give him and form of leniency being that he is a celebrity? We have all seem what the legal system can and will do for those who are what we call "rich."

Do you think this should really be a turning point on things like this happening and nothing being done about it?

"Icing on the cake"

Often times we find ourselves constantly saying that something in particular is the "icing on the cake." Meaning, it has basically sealed the deal for you in whatever it is you are attemtping to accomplish. But, in the relationship aspect of things, what really seals the deal for you?



I like to always think that there are things such as personality, common interests, goals, aspirations and all around generosity in a person that people would say is the "icing on the cake."



BUT then you have those people such as myself who look a little further! True enough all of these things above are making for a "beautiful" relationship, but I have to have that one thing that will seal the deal, SEX!



Is it a necessity for sex to play such a major role in a relationship? I mean think about it. Typically it lasts only 30 minutes to an hour, non-stop if you're good. Afterwards, you're all hot and tired. You lay there as if someone has sucked all of the life out of you and just really want to pass out! But on the other hand, in the midst of having passionate sex, you are not thinking about what is to come afterwards. All you are thinking to yourself and probably saying out loud is "oh my damn....this shit is soooo good." If you are a female you are saying, "I want you to go deep."



But really, is sex over rated? Can it make or break a relationship? Does it define a relationship and the expectations of it? If you had to make a choice between brains or sex, which would you choose?