"Stop lying on your dyck."

Ladies, ladies, ladies!

Have you ever sat around your male friends and listened to how they gossip? Ever notice how they tend to gossip more than we do? They talk about how they have been talking to so and so and how they have been hitting so and so? Right? But while you are listening to these conversations, you realize "Hey I know the girl he's talking about." But you never reveal that you know her. Yeah...some of us have been there! Here's the scenario!


Being a man, they go on and on about how she did this and how she did that, all while you are just taking it all in and agreeing with him on his "lies" about being with her. Once he is finished telling you about how he has giving her the "facial cream" (LOL), you then tell him that he should let you hook him up with one of your girlfriends!!!!


This is where the shit really gets good. LOL....


So you two continue just talking about different females he is kicking it with and you tell him that you have a female friend who you think will be perfect for him. You describe her to him and he knows the crew you roll with stays fly. So he's game to meet one of them. Ladies, you call your homegirl and let her know what you have just heard from his lying ass and you INVITE her to come over and suprise his ass!


When she walks in the house and proceeds in to the room where you two are conversing, you say, "meet my girlfriend." He damn near faints! LOL.....He says in the most surprised voice "hey man...I didn't know you knew her." Your response ladies SHOULD be, "yep....so let's go back to all of these freaky things you just told me ya'll did together." Your girlfriend is anxiously waiting to hear this shit too.....so she sits on down and ready's herself to slap fire from his ass for lying! LOL


What do you do?????


Fellas, have you ever found yourself in some shit like this? Have you ever lied on your dyck knowing damn well you have never slept with a particular female but just for the sake of "boosting" your level of being a "playa" you lied?


Ladies, have you ever been the female that's been lied on only to find out one of your friends knows the person who is telling this malicious rumor?

Let's see what MAN will confess to doing this today! Yesterday it was about my ladies expressing their feelings on having something most don't admit, so today fellas it's your turn!