"Um...where do you think you're going?"

Awwww shucks now!!!! It's Friday and the weekend has officially began! Are you and your friends going to paint the town tonight? Or are you going to be a couch potato and just chill @ the house?

Many people ask themself this question as the weekend approaches and some end up with some crazy ass outcomes. Where the hell am I going with this??? LOL....Of course you know I had to have some craziness somewhere in the midst of this note today! Wellllp.....here it is!

You are involved, whether it is married or in a relationship, your ass is on lock! LOL......It's Friday and you're contemplating on going out and kicking it, BUT.....you have a level of respect where as you see if your other half wants to do anything first. Right???? I guess....LOL.... Sooooo....you ask them if they have anything they would like to do with you for the evening and they say, "nah....I don't really feel like doing anything because I am tired. I'm just gon' chill around the house."

So immediately you are like, ok. You pick up the phone and call your friends and say, "hey....what do you all want to do tonight?" So you all decide you are going to go out to a club and chill for a lil while. Wellllll....shit is NOT about to go so smooth!

Your mate waits anxiously until you hang up the phone when all of a sudden they hit you with the all time classic line, "Who was that?" Now....they were sitting right there listening and KNOW who the hell it was. So you tell them just because they asked and you think nothing of it. Your mate then comes back with another question, "ya'll supposed to be going out somewhere?" Again....yoiu are saying to yourself, "I know damn well he/she just heard me talking about going out." You tell your mate "yes we are going out since you said you wanted to just stay home and chill."

A few hours later, you start getting ready....you take a shower, pull out a fiyah ass outfit, make sure you smell right and tell your mate, "I'm leaving now and I'll be back in a little while." Awwww nawwww....shit is not about to go that simple. Hours have passed since the topic was even brought up about you going somewhere and has gone to the point of you being completely ready to go when your mate hits your ass with this definite shit starter......."Hell naw.....you ain't going no damn where!!!!"

So of course, an argument insues. You are ready to go, your friends are waiting for you at the spot but you are stuck @ home arguing with this asshole! LOL.....Wait...wait....there is another twist to this mess. In the middle of you all arguing, your mate gets a call from their friends. They are out at the club and wants your mate to come and kick it. Remind you....your mate said they were going to chill because they were tired and had no plans earlier. Once your mate hangs up the phone, they then tell you, "go ahead, I'm going out too."

So you're thinking to yourself now I thought you said you weren't going out, didn't want me to go out because you chose to stay at home but now since your friends have called, it's ok???WTF!!!!! Ya'll can have at it with this one....LOL....we have been there and ummmm some of ya'll (notice I said ya'll) are still going thru it! LMAO...

Oh yeah here's the disclaimer: *If you know your ass is going to be in this predicament tonight, please refrain from saying, "I do what the hell I wanna do and go when I wanna go." I don't want your mate seeing this shit and the next thing we know you've been Chrihanna'd*