"Your what? Sideline ho?"

Good morning fellow bloggers!!! Today's topic was inspired by someone's status that I have seen throught my friends list. Let me clear this up before anyone goes searching to see who's status is close to what I am about to write about.

This blog is NOT, I repeat is NOT completely from them. It was just something that stemmed from their status. I do NOT know all of the details of their situation. Ok? So please do not assume this is about them! So with that being said, heeeeeeeeeere we go!

You were involved with someone but you two have been broken up for a while. You soon learn they are dating someone and have recently gotten engaged. You congratulate them and tell them you wish nothing but he best for them. But do you really? You two talk about things and you go as far as to ask them, "Are you really in love or are you just trying to fill a void in your life?" They respond to you in a sure voice and tell you that they couldn't be happier. So you let it roll.......

Welllll.....the wedding has taken place and you were in attendance and met this person to whom your ex is marrying. You congratulate them both and go on about your business not even thinking twice about it. Really??? Ummmm.....we'll see.

A few months down the line, you receive a phone call from your ex, uh yeah the recently married ex. They ask to meet you for lunch or dinner and you agree; not thinking anything of it but just catching up on how things are going. Hmph.....this is where the shit really starts to get good.

So here you are eating and all of a sudden your ex (yeah the recently married one) says to you, "I've been thinking about you and I wanna go out to the movies or something one night." You are stunned because you're thinking to yourself, "what the hell?" You respond to them by saying, "um...so what do you want to go out with me for, what about your spouse?"

*Disclaimer: Yeah lemme throw this in here right now....If you are someone who is married and you are doing this shit with someone on here, please refrain from commenting. Nine times out of ten, they are going to throw your ass dead under the bus on this one!!!!*

Ok....back to the story....LOL....After you have asked the question about their spouse the answer they give you will damn near make you choke on your food. Your ex, yeah the recently married one, leans over and tells you, "I just got married to make you jealous.

"HUH??? WTF??? You did what? Ok....so you try to regain your composure after learning this shit and you sit back in your seat and say, "so you wanna get a divorce?" And low and damn behold, your ex has the nerve to say, "hell naw, I'm not leaving my spouse but I wanna be able to see you too." They go on to say how they know you still love them and you want them but you they couldn't marry you.

What do you do? LMAO.....they want you to be their "sideline ho" at YOUR expense! Once again, if you KNOW you are in this situation please refer back to the disclaimer!!!