"Your wife is really my brother!"

Sooooo...now that we have gotten all of the drama out of the way, LOL....back to us having a good ass time!

This subject was inspired by Steve Harvey morning show this morning. Oh yeah.....it's crazy as hell! LOL

Here we go!!!!

You are involved with someone, whether it be your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, whomever and you two have been intimate numerous times. You've shared everything and I mean EVERYTHING since you have chosen to be manogamous with each other.

BUT.....one day while you are sitting home, the phone rings. The caller asks for you by name and says...."I need to ask you a few questions." So there you go already wondering what the hell is this about. You agree to the questions but before you answer anything, you wanna know who it is calling. They tell you their name and proceed to ask you their questions.

For the sake of not causing confusion, I am going to use KG (Sorry Kalonji) as the person they called!

The first question the person on the phone asks KG is, "Do you know Jasmine?" Jasmine is KG's girl so he responds, "yes, why?"Well the person on the other line begins to describe small details about the person and asks things regarding birth marks and other "personal" things about KG's girl Jasmine. LMAO....

KG begins to get disturbed by all of the questions and want to know what the hell is going on.The caller then says, "I think your girlfriend is my long lost brother James."

ROFL....LMAO.....KG....playa....what would you do if someone called you and asked you this about your wifey???

Ladies if someone called you about your man and told you that he is really their sister, what would you do?

"Stop lying on your dyck."

Ladies, ladies, ladies!

Have you ever sat around your male friends and listened to how they gossip? Ever notice how they tend to gossip more than we do? They talk about how they have been talking to so and so and how they have been hitting so and so? Right? But while you are listening to these conversations, you realize "Hey I know the girl he's talking about." But you never reveal that you know her. Yeah...some of us have been there! Here's the scenario!


Being a man, they go on and on about how she did this and how she did that, all while you are just taking it all in and agreeing with him on his "lies" about being with her. Once he is finished telling you about how he has giving her the "facial cream" (LOL), you then tell him that he should let you hook him up with one of your girlfriends!!!!


This is where the shit really gets good. LOL....


So you two continue just talking about different females he is kicking it with and you tell him that you have a female friend who you think will be perfect for him. You describe her to him and he knows the crew you roll with stays fly. So he's game to meet one of them. Ladies, you call your homegirl and let her know what you have just heard from his lying ass and you INVITE her to come over and suprise his ass!


When she walks in the house and proceeds in to the room where you two are conversing, you say, "meet my girlfriend." He damn near faints! LOL.....He says in the most surprised voice "hey man...I didn't know you knew her." Your response ladies SHOULD be, "yep....so let's go back to all of these freaky things you just told me ya'll did together." Your girlfriend is anxiously waiting to hear this shit too.....so she sits on down and ready's herself to slap fire from his ass for lying! LOL


What do you do?????


Fellas, have you ever found yourself in some shit like this? Have you ever lied on your dyck knowing damn well you have never slept with a particular female but just for the sake of "boosting" your level of being a "playa" you lied?


Ladies, have you ever been the female that's been lied on only to find out one of your friends knows the person who is telling this malicious rumor?

Let's see what MAN will confess to doing this today! Yesterday it was about my ladies expressing their feelings on having something most don't admit, so today fellas it's your turn!

"Facial cream, says who???"

*Disclaimer: Ladies and gentlemen.....before I even go into this blog today, I am going to forewarn you. This is not for the female who does not like to talk about oral sex! If you are not one who can openly talk about this subject, then this is not for you! *


With that being said, it's no holds barred!


Ladies, I have heard alot of things from men that I come in contact with; whether they are just male friends that I converse with or even those I have been involved with. I have heard my male friends talk about how they have females that they could give a damn about and they basically treat them as "their toys" in which they allow them to do any and everything to them. But here is what just shocks the hell outta me and I want to know comes out of doing this.



Have you ever been asked by someone to let them "c*m" in your face?



UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ok....lemme get back on track. First of all, why in the hell would you want to do something like this to a female? Secondly UGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! And lastly, who is doing this???? I mean, is this considered sexy???? Is this a turn on? What the hell is the purpose?



Ladies, I know sometimes you may want to get a lil kinky in the bedroom and all but I really wanna know what you are getting out of the "semen" in your face! I know when we, and yes I said we (don't be looking around like "I don't do that" when you know damn well you are putting your man to sleep like this on the norm), as females are performing oral sex, you have to know how to stick and move, but ummmm......yeah.....



Also sticking to this subect, what the hell is the purpose of a man wanting to "titty f*#k?" LMAO....ROFL.....men, what in the hell????? LOL....Why would you want to do this when you have the female right there in front of you and you are able to having conventional sex? Please help me to understand the meaning behing this madness!!!!



I am sure this is going to be interesting because I know my ladies are going to be leary about confessing to having done this or being asked to do it.


Where is it printed that "semen" is good for your health or skin???? LOL.....show me the scientific research!

"Hi hata"

I am sure we have all had friends, coworkers, classmates and just random people that we talked to on a regular basis. Not necessarily in detail, but you know, just friendly conversation. When you do good things, you want to tell someone. When good things happen in your life, you want to tell someone. When you buy a new house, you want to tell someone, right?????

Well, not everyone around you is your friend nor are they happy that you are succeeding in your life. They hate to hear about the good things that are going on in your life. They don't care to hear about how you have gotten a promption on your job. Nor do they care to hear that you are taking a vacation they would kill for.

Who are these people?? They are what we call HATERS!!!!!!

One way to determine who is a hater and who is in your corner, just out of the blue one day tell them you just got a raise on your job and it will put your salary far above theirs. Now.....if this is your "friend", they will be soooo happy for you just because you are getting what you deserve. If this is a HATER, they will probably give you some lame ass comment like, "how the hell did you get that much?" LOL.....yep....I know you are looking like hell yeah somebody's said that before.

Another way to determine if you are in the presence of a hater, tell them that you inherited some money and are going out and just spluring on that Louis bag that you have had your eyes set on for months. They will probably tell you that you shouldn't spend that kind of money on a bag...but as soon as they have some change to do it, guess what, their ass is going on to get it before you do! HATA!!!!!

Haters do not like nor agree with anything you do that benefits you. They do not like the fact that you are able to do whatever you like when you like. They hate on those who like you, those who are friends of yours, and wildly enough they hate the fact that you are always on the move without them! Tell them hatas to KICK ROCKS!!!

Have you been affected by a "HATA" or do you currently have them in your circle? LOL...

*Disclaimer: If you are the HATER please refrain from saying you have never done any of these things and that you are happy with your current life. Someone will call you out if it is not true, so be careful!*

Breaking The CODE

At some point in our lives we have all done this one simple thing that we KNOW we shouldn't have done, but out of being angry and needing to know we have anyway.

We have all BROKE THE CODE. What is this that I am talking about?

Well....there have been times within our relationships we have had that 6th sense that has told us the person we were dating is cheating on us, right? Yeah....you've been there, don't lie! But just having that gut feeling wasn't enough for you. You just had to find out for yourself. You wanna know who this person is that your mate is talking to all the time and you start seeing their name repeatedly. So you did the whole going thru the phone and snooping stage! Therefore, you BROKE THE CODE!!!!

Has someone ever called you asking you, "do you know so and so?" Your first thought is who in the hell is this calling me? Or either you have called someone asking the same question. Now here is the crazy part. You call them with an attitude because you "think" something is going on but you really don't know...LOL ~ So why do you have an attitude with them to begin with??? LOL

On the other hand, if you are the person receiving the phone call, when they come at you with this question of whether or not you know a particular person, your first intention is to ask, "who's calling?" I know mine is.....Of courset whomever is calling you will have a very slick ass response for you probably along the lines of "my name is ____, I am ___ man/girlfriend." Yes I have been on both ends of this equation before! We'll get to that later! LOL....

Now that someone has called you asking about their mate, what do you do? Do you jump defensive and tell them everything they want to know? Do you protect the person they are calling about? Or do you get your "grown folk" on and tell them in a polite voice, "excuse me but please don't call my phone asking me about ANYBODY. Check your girl or your man."

I watched for the Love of Ray J last night with a friend on the phone and witnessed Ray J doing this very thing! I was in total shock that even he would do something like this! Come to find out, it was a guy he knew by the name of "Chicago Larry." LMAO.....some damn video chick manager! If you go looking for it, guess what? You will find out things you REALLY do not want to know!

I am going to let everyone else have a stab at this before I tell you what I would do and what I have done in this situation. Yes it will shock the shit out of you but hey.....that's life! LOL...

*Disclaimer: If you are currently a friend of mine (male) and have potential crazy girlfriends, friends of whatever that like to call people's phones, let me forewarn you. I truly hope they don't call my phone. It's not a good ending to that situation with me. This is where the nickname "Tatto" was born! Anitra can attest to this!

What should happen to Chris Brown??

WOW.....We have all heard the reports and speculations surrounding the Rihanna/Chris Brown situation but no one really knows what happened or why it happened.

Domestic violence in this world today is running rampant and nothing is really happening to protect those involved. Law enforcement views domestic situation serious to a certain degree. Majority of the times when a DV warrant is signed, women are only given a "temporary" restraining order that has not yet been court ordered. Therefore, most people do not adhere to them and once they learn there has been a DV warrant issued against them, it only fuels the fire.

The media has released the REAL photo's of Rihanna after her dispute with Chris Brown. I must say I was truly shocked and appalled by what I saw. No MAN should ever put his hands on a female; even moreso, beat on her like she is another man. The pictures show numerous "facial" bruises but who knows what kind of other physical damage was done. But most of all what kind of emotional damage Rihanna has undergone.

In your own opinion, do you think there is some level of sanity from a person who commits these kinds of crimes and "run" from the situation as he did afterwards? Do you think the legal system will give him and form of leniency being that he is a celebrity? We have all seem what the legal system can and will do for those who are what we call "rich."

Do you think this should really be a turning point on things like this happening and nothing being done about it?

"Icing on the cake"

Often times we find ourselves constantly saying that something in particular is the "icing on the cake." Meaning, it has basically sealed the deal for you in whatever it is you are attemtping to accomplish. But, in the relationship aspect of things, what really seals the deal for you?



I like to always think that there are things such as personality, common interests, goals, aspirations and all around generosity in a person that people would say is the "icing on the cake."



BUT then you have those people such as myself who look a little further! True enough all of these things above are making for a "beautiful" relationship, but I have to have that one thing that will seal the deal, SEX!



Is it a necessity for sex to play such a major role in a relationship? I mean think about it. Typically it lasts only 30 minutes to an hour, non-stop if you're good. Afterwards, you're all hot and tired. You lay there as if someone has sucked all of the life out of you and just really want to pass out! But on the other hand, in the midst of having passionate sex, you are not thinking about what is to come afterwards. All you are thinking to yourself and probably saying out loud is "oh my damn....this shit is soooo good." If you are a female you are saying, "I want you to go deep."



But really, is sex over rated? Can it make or break a relationship? Does it define a relationship and the expectations of it? If you had to make a choice between brains or sex, which would you choose?