"Just put it in"

For the last 10-15 years, I can honestly say I have seen a tremendous change in the way people view sex. Some see it as a way of expressing themselves for a person, some see it as a means of getting bills paid and some even view having sex as a "lock-down" method!


Well.....regardless of what the reason is behind it, I don't concern myself with it because it is your preference and your decision. But here is what I can't quite grasp a hold onto in regards to any of these reasons.


Scenario: You are in bed with whomever it is you are about to become intimate with. All signs are go at this point and the mood is off the chain. You find yourself getting out of your clothes without hesitating and wondering about what it's going to be like because you want it sooooo bad.


I'm sure you are saying to yourself, what the hell is the issue?


Wellllll......you have promised yourself that you would never ever have sex with anyone without any kind of contraception. Whether it be foam, condom or whatever, right? WRONG!!! You are bukked naked and about you get to the point of having sex when your partner says, "Ummmm.....I don't like how condom's feel so let's just do it without it."


What do you do at this point? Ladies, you are dripping wet and all he would have to do is just "get the head right there and he's in." You have been waiting on this moment to get with this person forever. My fellas.....here you are bone hard, almost ready to bust just from thinking about putting it in and BAM....she politely stops your ass from doing anything! The blood has rushed to your manhood until your head is throbbing!!! Do you persuade her into still going on? Or do you suffer your losses and beat your meat???


Ladies, on the other hand, you are one of those females who says, "condoms make me dry and I want to feel all of you." Fellas, you are adament about wearing a condom but she refuses to have sex with it, waht do you do?


I am going to let you all have your way with this one because of course somebody is going to say they have never had unprotected sex and they would never do it. But at the same time, I know somebody (male or female) has been in bed butt ass naked about to put in work when you realize neither of you have a condom but does that stop you? NO!!! So let's see how this pans out!!!


Remember people, this is KEEPING IT REAL 101!!! Let's go!

"Shhhh...I don't wanna get fired!"

You spend majority of the your day around people who are not family, not even relatively close to being family. 9-10 hours a day, they are those you come in contact with the most and are also those who you typically converse with the most. But somewhere along the lines, you notice this one somebody who you spend majority of your day around and they catch your eye!!!

Who is this person? Your coworker!! Yep....that's right. The person whom you see all day long and the person who is there to talk to whenever you would like at work.

You have always checked this person out, but the thought has never crossed your mind because you've always wanted to keep it professional. On a typical day, you two would speak in passing and make very "mild" comments about each other's style of dress.

But one day in particular, the person who you have been checking out, steps to you. They tell you how nice you look but it comes out in a much different manner than it usually had. They whisper in your ear and tell you all of the things they have dreamt of doing to you if the chance every presented itself.

You and this person that you have been checking out find yourselves in a place where no one could see you, there are no surveillance cameras nor any blind spots from you seeing someone coming and catching anything that you two are doing. Therefore, you go for it, ummmm not sex get your minds out of the gutter. LOL......You two share a kiss that is sooooo passionate until you wish you were not at work.As the days go by and the more frequent you too meet in this spot, one day you finally decide to take it past the work place and go to your place for a lil mid-day quickie!

On the way there, you two are soooo anxious to put in work and satisfy all of those titilating thoughts you have had about each other for a while now. You go in, take care of your business and head back to work. Sure someone is reading this saying well what the hell is the big problem! You wanna know what's wrong with this picture??

BOMBSHELL: You are married, the person you are creeping with is SINGLE ANNNNNND this person is your BOSS!!!!! What the f*@k do you do????? LMAO.....

LMAO....now here's the dilemma....if they ever want to break it off, do you risk them telling on you? Do you risk the fact that your job is on the line? All I can say to this is, you better set up a camera somewhere in the house to record it all....take some pics or some thing so your ass can do this lil thing called "blackmail" to at least hold your job! LOL

"Where are they now?"

Our high school years are supposed to be those times we all look back on and say, "wow, that was the best time of my life." Right? Hell naw.....LOL....not for everybody. For some of us, it was the worst thing that we had to do on a daily basis, going to school! LOL....


For me personally it was pure hell!!!!! I was joked on constantly but never gave in! If you joked on me, please understand it was coming right back like rapid fire! LOL...I was never one to back down from anyone saying anything slick about me. Bad curl and all.....I even made a few people mad! LOL...


We also remember the cutest guy in school and also the finest girl in school, right? Well.....some of those people do NOT look the same anymore. They have hit that mid life spread and that's exactly what they did, SPREADED and I do mean like a wildfires! LMAO.....But some of them are still holding it in the road, right?


There was also the high school "geek squad." Where are they now? Have you seen any of the ones who everybody used to cheat on a test? The one who everybody tried to sit next to when it was time to take major test but their ass would not share their answers! LOL....Are they still as nerdy as they were back then or have they grown into some "sexy" individuals? I've seen a few and I was quite shocked.....but a couple are still as damn goofy as they were back then....a damn shame!


Majorettes.....oh my....do you remember who the "captain" of the squad was? Does she still look the same or has she let herself go? The drum major....is he still all cute and slim? What are your fondest memories of high school? What were your bad memories of high school?


If you could go back and do it all again, what would you do differently?


Me, I would have NEVER gotten that damn curl which required me cutting all of my perm out leaving me with about 1 1/2 inches of my own damn hair LOL and having about 60 lbs on me! LOL......yep...I was about 90 lbs wet until about my 10th grade year and then I went to 100 lbs! LOL...stop damn laughing!

"Your wife is really my brother!"

Sooooo...now that we have gotten all of the drama out of the way, LOL....back to us having a good ass time!

This subject was inspired by Steve Harvey morning show this morning. Oh yeah.....it's crazy as hell! LOL

Here we go!!!!

You are involved with someone, whether it be your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, whomever and you two have been intimate numerous times. You've shared everything and I mean EVERYTHING since you have chosen to be manogamous with each other.

BUT.....one day while you are sitting home, the phone rings. The caller asks for you by name and says...."I need to ask you a few questions." So there you go already wondering what the hell is this about. You agree to the questions but before you answer anything, you wanna know who it is calling. They tell you their name and proceed to ask you their questions.

For the sake of not causing confusion, I am going to use KG (Sorry Kalonji) as the person they called!

The first question the person on the phone asks KG is, "Do you know Jasmine?" Jasmine is KG's girl so he responds, "yes, why?"Well the person on the other line begins to describe small details about the person and asks things regarding birth marks and other "personal" things about KG's girl Jasmine. LMAO....

KG begins to get disturbed by all of the questions and want to know what the hell is going on.The caller then says, "I think your girlfriend is my long lost brother James."

ROFL....LMAO.....KG....playa....what would you do if someone called you and asked you this about your wifey???

Ladies if someone called you about your man and told you that he is really their sister, what would you do?

"Stop lying on your dyck."

Ladies, ladies, ladies!

Have you ever sat around your male friends and listened to how they gossip? Ever notice how they tend to gossip more than we do? They talk about how they have been talking to so and so and how they have been hitting so and so? Right? But while you are listening to these conversations, you realize "Hey I know the girl he's talking about." But you never reveal that you know her. Yeah...some of us have been there! Here's the scenario!


Being a man, they go on and on about how she did this and how she did that, all while you are just taking it all in and agreeing with him on his "lies" about being with her. Once he is finished telling you about how he has giving her the "facial cream" (LOL), you then tell him that he should let you hook him up with one of your girlfriends!!!!


This is where the shit really gets good. LOL....


So you two continue just talking about different females he is kicking it with and you tell him that you have a female friend who you think will be perfect for him. You describe her to him and he knows the crew you roll with stays fly. So he's game to meet one of them. Ladies, you call your homegirl and let her know what you have just heard from his lying ass and you INVITE her to come over and suprise his ass!


When she walks in the house and proceeds in to the room where you two are conversing, you say, "meet my girlfriend." He damn near faints! LOL.....He says in the most surprised voice "hey man...I didn't know you knew her." Your response ladies SHOULD be, "yep....so let's go back to all of these freaky things you just told me ya'll did together." Your girlfriend is anxiously waiting to hear this shit too.....so she sits on down and ready's herself to slap fire from his ass for lying! LOL


What do you do?????


Fellas, have you ever found yourself in some shit like this? Have you ever lied on your dyck knowing damn well you have never slept with a particular female but just for the sake of "boosting" your level of being a "playa" you lied?


Ladies, have you ever been the female that's been lied on only to find out one of your friends knows the person who is telling this malicious rumor?

Let's see what MAN will confess to doing this today! Yesterday it was about my ladies expressing their feelings on having something most don't admit, so today fellas it's your turn!