TGIF to those I have not spoken to today! It's DEFINITELY been a CRUNK AZZ Friday so why stop now! Ya'll ready? Please be advised! This blog will contain strong language content and very very explicit scenarios!
*Disclaimer: If you can't stand the heat, cut the stove off and get your ass out of the kitchen now.*Okaaaay people here we go!
Jazmine....the bad chick....I mean she's bad...I mean really bad. Size 4 in the waist but a size 44 in the hips. She's got azz for days and the kind that you can bounce a quarter off of and leave your cup sitting there. When she walks in a room, EVERYBODY wants to know "damn dog, who the hell is that?" You've seen that kind of girl before huh. You know.....the one that gets on the dance floor and makes her azz cheeks jump one at a time. She can go all the way down to the floor while holding her ankles! *you think back to that chick you saw at the club last week* .....yeahhhhh her!
Jazmine....the bad chick....I mean she's bad...I mean really bad. Size 4 in the waist but a size 44 in the hips. She's got azz for days and the kind that you can bounce a quarter off of and leave your cup sitting there. When she walks in a room, EVERYBODY wants to know "damn dog, who the hell is that?" You've seen that kind of girl before huh. You know.....the one that gets on the dance floor and makes her azz cheeks jump one at a time. She can go all the way down to the floor while holding her ankles! *you think back to that chick you saw at the club last week* .....yeahhhhh her!
There you are, Derrick...you and your homeboys hanging out one Saturday night when you notice her walk in. All of the fellas in the spot immediately turn their heads to see what she has on tonight. Low and behold, she's wearing a dress so short that if she passes gas, her azz is out! Yeah, like that. BUT them men like it. They are amazed at how she strolls across the floor not thinking once about grabbing the bottom of her skirt to try and pull it down. Every group of women she passes are huddled up whispering' "look at what this bitch has on tonight." She sees them and even hears them but unphased by it, she keeps moving past them.
She makes her way to the corner of the club to a guy that looks like he could be related to Flava Flav, but he is the neighborhood dope boy so he still gets major pull because of his cash flow. She walks over to him and kisses him on the cheek. He gives her a hug and she whispers in his ear, "hey baby, you like what I am wearing tonight?" He spins her around and responds, "yeah but there is something missing." She steps back in close to him and asks, "what's that big daddy?
*If you are sensitive to graphic detail, I suggest you stop NOW***
He pulls her in closely, turns her around to where her azz is pressed firmly up against his "magic stick" and she can feel it as it jumps in his pants. He unzips his pants and slides his "magic stick out." Jazmine begins stroking his "magic stick" in the corner and he busts after a short while all over her hands... but SOMEBODY notices what is going on. Once Flava Flav's twin is done, he slides his "magic stick" back in his jeans and sends her on her way.
Jazmine begins making her way back across the club to where Derrick and his friends are standing. Derrick has not seen anything that has taken place in the club and she walks up to him and says, "hey baby you look nice tonight." Derrick, being naive smiles and says in such a happy voice, "thanks sexy." They continue talking but Derrick is so caught up in her dress he never sees his homeboys trying to get his attention. She continues talking to Derrick and tells him how sexy his lips are....all the while she slowly brings her hand up to his face.
Derrick is being sucked in by her sultry voice and her bombshell body...she caresses the side of his face while telling him how she would like to get to know him. Derrick still blind to what has taken place in the club continues to stand there caught in a trance. What happens next is just out of this world.
She tells him that she wants him to taste her and see what he could have. That very same hand that she used to jack off Flava Flav's twin in the corner, she takes that hand and slides each one of those fingers in his mouth!!! *say it with me UUUUUGGGGGH* Derricks homeboy pulls him to the side after he has witnessed her sliding her hands in his mouth....he explains to him what has happened in the corner.....
WTH should Derrick do????? That is the question!!
*Fellas.....if you meet a woman in the club and she is anxious to run her hands by your mouth, DON'T DO IT!!!! You may be tasting somebody's kids and not even know it!
